My son Otis and I were talking about the wisdom of Solomon from the Bible the other day. I told him I didn’t think Solomon was very wise. What man would choose to have 600 wives and concubines? Hey, what’s a concubine? After thinking more about it I think the point of the story about Solomon and his wisdom was that he was as wise as a man can get. Man, not Woman. Ha.
Duke, My husband, didn’t think it would be fair if women started judging men the way men judge women. I think most woman are getting boob implants to compete with other women to get men. I told Duke that women should start pitting men against one another by encouraging men to get dingaling implants because a number of women don’t want to deal with those tiny ones. I could work with that.
Kidparts want a part of this: Men need to do something about their bathroom smells and falling asleep in chairs and the rough hairs on their face and always wanting to drive their cars first.
I have a little brother (age 35) named Chauncey who broke up with his girlfriend Agatha but they still talk every day. I asked why? He said he would ask her. Typical
That’s all we have to say. Today.
*Names changed to protect the exposed.*
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